You must see these! Such a simple idea with such an utterly hilarious result - take two saggy, baggy, dotty old grannies with zimmer frames, wind up their clockwork and race em! Unfortunately real old grannies don't tend to like that (so they say - have you seen how fast they move on pension day?) so try these clockwork plastic grannies instead.

They stagger about, swerving around and occasionally falling over (too much gin there gran!) Here's a tip if you are having a party; you get two in a pack, but if you get two or three sets and race them together - it really gets people in a great mood!

Oh, by the way, if you have these in the office they are great for storing stuff in the zimmer frame basket. Paperclips, thumbtacks, pens, pencils, false teeth...

• Suitable for age 3 years and over
• Each pack contains two sturdy plastic Racing Grannies
• Moving joints allows figures to be posed
• Wind-up clockwork mechanisms - needs no batteries
• Great for desktop races, or across smooth floors and tables.
• Dimensions: 8cm high x 6.0cm x 4.0cm (3 x 2.5 x 1.5in approx)
• Does not include support tights or blue rinses.
• Good honest, clean, hilarious fun!