We’ve all had that daily struggle. We’re desperate to step away from our desk for a cup of tea and chocolate biscuit but can’t because we’re worried about leaving it unattended. The solution is finally here in the form of the USB Bouncer!
Just plug this burly chap into your USB port and he will deter suspicious interlopers with six phrases, uttered in his gruff bouncer voice when they are detected by the in-built motion sensor.
Being the adaptable security professional he is, simply insert 3x AAA batteries and he can be positioned anywhere to guard anything you want secured! Once you have returned you can give him a break by flicking the on/off switch on his leg.
Says six different phrases:
- 'You're not welcome 'ere'
- 'Your name's not down, you're not comin' in'
- 'You're not comin' anywhere near here lookin' like that'
- 'Not today mate'
- 'Come over 'ere if you think you're hard enough'
- 'You're cruisin' for a bruisin''
Dimensions:
- H 202mm
- W 140mm
- D 60mm
- Cable Length 1200mm
- USB or Battery powered (requires 3x AAA Batteries-Not included)
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