Please note this is early product information, and all specifications are subject to change.
In the world of modern table warfare, new and advanced equipment that gives you any sort of advantage is a welcome addition to your arsenal. We here at Gadgets Towers are proud to introduce the Zing Spoon.
Arm yourself with this springy food launcher and pound any would be usurpers to your dinner into submission. Simply load up a suitably mushy pea, or squishy bit of cauliflower, pull back and launch it at your target. Yes, it may be considered bad manners to play with your food, but you'll soon silence any naysayers with a salvo of sweet corn, or a volley of vegetables.
ZING! It's WAY more fun than a war of words.